snorlaxatives:

if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction

haithinkimfunny:

calliopesragingboner:

one-hamburger:

dcksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

Get out.

(Source: y0u-belongwithme)

meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: lolharrys)

sleep:

posting a textpost that you thought was clever but getting no notes

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

• period panties
• chillen panties
• and im about to get me some dick panties

wwiao:

everyone knows an asian girl named michelle

hitmonchan:

i get anxiety thinking about meeting a celebrity and getting a picture with them and then looking ugly in the picture